she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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