We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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