the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
this beer tastes like vomit already
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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