Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
