the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Randomize
