Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Reggie can tackle my bush.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I think a kid would responsible me up
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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