? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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