I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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