Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I didn't notice because vodka
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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Have fun and good luck.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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