One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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