There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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