I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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