i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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