what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Mom said you looked used
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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