i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
A+ Viking dick
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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