OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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