one two three fourrrrnication!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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