I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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