I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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