It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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