I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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