this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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