I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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