take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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