K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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