IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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