We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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