hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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