Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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