My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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