8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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