But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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