yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
This is the high leading the old right now
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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