she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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