Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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