She announced her abortion via fbk
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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