So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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