Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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