I wanna bring you to show and tell
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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