No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She even gives head with a lisp.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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