If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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