Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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