So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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