dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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