i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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