I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My ATM looks so different sober.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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