what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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