He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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