he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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