are you still at the devil's house?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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