I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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