You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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