My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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