he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
