No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
The air taste purple.
Randomize
